I like my current status.

I am well into my Facebook-free week, and it's actually been refreshing to break away. In the past, Facebook for me has felt like how an ankle tracking device must feel to Lindsay Lohan - always a constant reminder that you are bound by your addictions. Ok, that's a bit dramatic. But all the same, it's nice this week that Facebook is not constantly running in the background. I feel a bit more aware of things going on around me, and I have a noticeable boost in productivity.

Here are some strange but funny status that I came across:

Name….

says, "This too shall pass gas."

thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!

tastes purple.

is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!

typing feverishly on his Blackberry pretending to do work but really updating his Facebook status.

being recalled by Fisher Price because he may contain traces of led paint.

inviting you to play with his touchscreen.

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